180mph:

Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!

My mom: Shut the fuck up

My dad: Fucking weeaboo

tiarakind:

demonic-daydreams:

ahmpora:

janecrockersbutt:

chowguay-arts:

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oh my god

oh my fucking god

THE MOMENT THE AUDIO PLAYED, I DROPPED MY HEADPHONES AND WALKED AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER. 

i put my hand on my forehead and sobbed a little and then i knew i had to reblog it

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

notjustfairytales:

Mythology: a body or collection of myths belonging to a people and addressing their origin, history, deities, ancestors, and heroes.

aperturemurder:

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

haymitchsemptybottle:

when you get a really good partner for a presentation

Why is daft punk there

Are you telling me you don’t normally present with daft punk?

ask-blood-soaked-pancakes:

staranimechik:

yeffyaboyuice:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

but why

so we can burn the world

B̭̹̤͖͎̦͔ͬ̉͗͆Ǒ̶̸̖̖̭̄͂ͦ̽͝K̆̇ͤ̌̐͡͏̩̟͍͓̦͕̤̬Ư̵̛͓̻̜̻̦͍̆̉̍ͭ̐ ͨͯ҉̴̙͉͖̥̪͇͚͖͙H̴̢̧͚͌̑̌ͣ̏̾ͯͣE̛̦̯͕͕̿̓̈́̄T̶̷͈̻͕̰̠͈͈͖͗́A̺̲̓͒L̤̥̠̮̙͇͆ͩ̑ͦ̽̆̚͢͡Į̺̜̐͑̒̊̿͜A͍̙͌ͬ͘͡

  • updates on my love life:

kierongillen:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Can’t get over this.

ayamaakuna:

[That one’s dangerou—]

[ I KNOW.]

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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camyul-toe:

salvotheslime:

i………………………………………

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